Elvira’s telling a ghost story on The Biography Channel. It’s not odd at all.


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I really should start keeping a mental count of the number of times I get asked that question. Some vibes I must have…


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The soles on my only pair of shoes just came off. I think I can only wear sneakers now…the ‘do you like girls?’ comments will nv die away.


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The amount of FACE I see in the mirror each morning scares me shitless every single time.


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